JohnnyoftheWell

A Sputnik music staffer known for writing twenty one consecutive reviews for the J-pop musician Tentenko despite the fact that no one on Sputnik enjoys her music. In general, he is a massive weeb and seems to like mostly music from Japan. Also known for the somewhat controversial Sputnik Alignment List and for abusing the (at the time) Contributor platform to trash talk artists such as Car Bomb, Loathe and Hannah Diamond with impunity. Will often review albums if they have titles unsightly enough to actively damage the site front page.

He is known for hanging around on the Casual Conversation threads.