Lord(e)Po)))ts

Lord(e)Po)))ts, usually called Potsy, is a user on Sputnikmusic.com. He was formerly LordPots, but added an E because of pop singer Lorde. After that he added the parentheses because of Sunn O))). Both are jokes because he doesn't not really care for either artist.

His original account was SilentPotato, though it is long retired.

Known for listening to over a dozen albums a week, and his love for electronic, soul, and hip hop. This man has over 80,000 ratings, most of which he can hardly remember hearing. This does not stop him from having super strong opinions on them. He pretends to hate rock music because it's trendy, but he's mostly just neutral on it. He'll pretend he's chill, but can easily be launched into attack mode if you keep disagreeing with him on around three threads in a row, like a ticking time bomb. He's known for his bi-yearly apology lists where he promises he'll be a better person.

He also openly hates dogs, which is really sad. In fact he hates a lot of weird shit like white Australian people and potatoes (because irony). Still cries himself to sleep at night after the breakup of Swedish electronic duo The Knife. Secretly loves Taylor Swift, but will never admit that to keep up his image. Very much a cat person. We will never see an undistorted image of his face.