ArsMoriendi

ArsMoriendi is a user on Sputnikmusic.com known for liking psychedelic music and for taking things way too seriously. Often the last one to get a joke, his opinions are at least earnest. If he were less lame, it'd be cute. His ratings are said to be slanted heavily in favor of sporkcore, though Ars resents this term as many authentically sporkcore bands are rather plain.

All of his profiles pictures and Avatars are of Boognish, the logo for the band Ween. Ween is a band he swears is only his 2nd favorite even though he immediately will respond to a comment on any Ween review immediately. He is named after the Mr. Bungle song "Ars Moriendi." He has somehow listened to all of Frank Zappa's studio albums and even made a list ranking them all once.

Ars is gay and at one point would bringing it up constantly, to some other users' annoyance. He even made a sexuality census to address how Sputnik attracts a lot of LGBT people.

He was previously revealed to be behind the alt account, charlotteannxiong -an alt where he pretended to be a hipster teenage girl to mess with the user base. It only lasted a week before Jots figured out it was Ars. The user base often will use this as leverage to goof on him.

Despite all of this he tends to get along well with the Casual Conversation Crew.