Doofuswainwright

Doofuswainwright is an ex-contrib, resigned from his position after being discovered to have spammed ratings and comment sections with potentially dozens of alts. He is often called an old man, even though he's only in his 30s. Likes to brag about having a 100% objective score, even though no one cares about those, and keeps a policy of rating one album per artist on Sputnik, keeping his full trove on Rateyourmusic and AlbumoftheYear - or so we presume, as no one cares enough to verify this. Has a genuinely well rounded taste despite how much of a grumpy bummer he is and is able to support his many acts of irreverence with reasoned argument. Pretty much a more intelligent Zakalwe, although lacks somewhat in the "yer da'" category. Occasionally referred to interchangeably with Pikazilla, and enjoys a lively rivalry with AmericanFlagAsh.

Known for starting shit in the Mark Kozelak thread.

Harassed user Heck in his shout box for being an alcoholic. DoofDoof account banned 8/14/20 for making death threats.