Mort.

Mort (formerly Mortimus) joined in 2013 and is known for his love post-hardcore and being the site's biggest defender of Enter Shikari. He is among one of the grumpiest users and is quick to mock anyone being dumb on the website, though he doesn't seem to gain much pleasure from doing it.

JefferyBigglestein doesn't realize that he's only being sarcastic on his lists.